hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

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National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

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Academically jealous

If your jealous of someone but only because of their grades

“You’re such an academically jealous person”

by Doodlethepoodle January 9, 2023

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When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.

"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."

by Watchinfool October 5, 2023

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