Jealous

Foolish Gamers

Jealous? Oh, do you mean Foolish Gamers? Yeahh, he's jealous

by 4n0n0m0u$3 June 15, 2021

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jizz jealous

When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.

"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."

by Watchinfool October 5, 2023

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National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

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Jealous

Something that you'll feel when I tell you that I have a boyfriend and you don't!

"I'm so jealous of Katie"Girl 1
"I know right, she's sooo rich"Girl 2

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

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Happy for Errol,but jealous

Errol,

Caught up with Errol & his gorgeous wife recently. What a beautiful couple they make
♥️Happy for them & hope nothing spoils it
Truth is Errol is punching above his weight I
am so in love with his wife how can I look him

in his eyes knowing how I feel?

Guilt is killing me..

Happy for Errol,but jealous

by Janet21 February 3, 2023

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