Wet Wednesday

A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.

Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."

by KaiserKaj January 7, 2009

Dutch Wednesday

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.

yoo girls i totally pulled a Dutch Wednesday on Carl last night

by wowgal44 November 8, 2010

No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Ab Wednesday

since there is titty tuesday, ab wednesday should be a thing

Emma:hey i sent you titty pics yesterday , its ab wednesday, so send
jared: ok i forgot it was wednesday

by dumbassnigga0101010 June 29, 2022

Sausage Wednesday

A better why to celebrate hump day, Sausage Wednesday

"Its Sausage Wednesday, you know what that means ... Middle of the week, middle of the cheek"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

sweatsuit wednesday

Before yall start this shit go watch loiter squad Sweatsuit Wednesday. Now that yall know sweatsuit Wednesday takes part on wednesdays , the only day that you can wear this thing and be a demigod and look fly at the same time

Tyrone: Yo négga wtf are you wearing this for??

Fly ass nigga: Its sweatsuit wednesday hoe ass!
Tyrone: Oh shitdamn lemme go change real quick.

by HeyYoLemmeGetThePussy February 9, 2018

working on wednesdays

To “work on a wednesday” means to work on a Wednesday.

"to work or not to work on a wednesday."
"do you work on a wednesday?
"i work on a wednesday."
"im not a racist because I work on a wednesday."
"i am working on wednesdays."

by nal.z0 September 27, 2022