Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.
Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.
Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.
by Ah damn. October 3, 2009

by wsxdeck June 12, 2020

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

You get invited to that basic Facebook event that Derrick from down the hall sent out. You feel obligated to feign interest in attending the event to impress Derrick's hot friend, but you would rather stay in and watch Netflix. This is a classic Interested, but not attending situation.
Did you get the invite to ATO's Pirate Party next Friday?
Ugh, I'm actually interested, but not attending.
Ugh, I'm actually interested, but not attending.
by Kuaile August 9, 2018

Them: Form 825 specifies that non-tenant applications aren't allowed to perform the actions specified in ISO-8501.
You: Work-Interesting!
You: Work-Interesting!
by Diogenes Campbell May 21, 2021

by Peace for heluers March 29, 2019

Bobby: Maybe Joe knows the answer to your astronomy homework question
Tim: No f**g way, that's just his pot interest.
Tim: No f**g way, that's just his pot interest.
by corporate bastard July 31, 2011
