the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car
by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022
Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018
Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.
The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.
by deepintheass June 23, 2023
by Braidos October 27, 2009
Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024