mors mutual insurance

the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car
mors mutual insurance saved us
by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022
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insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie
by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018
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US Healthcare Insurance

Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.
The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.
by deepintheass June 23, 2023
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Insurable

by jg123321 December 22, 2017
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Laugh Insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance
by Braidos October 27, 2009
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insurance

Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
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Insurance

by vegansav June 03, 2023
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