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title insurance

An insurance policy required by a title company for a real estate transaction that's not worth the paper it's written on. They exclude everything that may arise and don't have to disclose it, past, present, or future issues.
by Tootsie in Mobile April 26, 2017
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L Insurance

A type of insurance one has when you think you're about to take an "L" or loss.
Example 1.

Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.

Example 2.

Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
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insurance

A kind of bet against yourself.
I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.
by 35 at least September 9, 2017
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insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie
by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018
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Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
Or
Auto correct
by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017
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insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."
by TheBronk January 26, 2017
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