vicious innocence

The appearance of innocence despite being guilty of dilatory, seemingly innocuous, or passive actions to sabotage others.

That cashier just walked by me and asked that other woman for help. I'm not fooled by her vicious innocence.
Don't fall prey to vicious innocence. Your boss buys you a few trinkets, but delays providing you with training, even when you ask.
Our history teacher is loaded with vicious innocence. He calls Indian massacres, 'unfortunate'; slaves 'servants'; and uses 'allegedly' for any history that discredits his heroes.

by BellyGoat May 5, 2018

scientifically innocent

the fact of being scientifically innocent. the admision of taking a police brbe in court. the distiction between diplomatic decision and scientific facts. real hard evidence. not the expert witness textimony of twelve strangers overhearing 100,000 peoples rumours. scientific fact with concrete satilite evidence.

backed by satellite thermal imaging and magnification into your home since the USA army claims it can "see up your ass" as is observable in the jarhead series, that's being scientifically innocent.

by Cody5050 December 12, 2020

Innocent

Kyle Rittenhouse

Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent

by Gregulator82 November 20, 2021

innocent

not guilty

I am innocent, I am not the impostor

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 3, 2021

Faggot until proven innocent

It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is faggot until evidence of being straight is presented.

Person 1: “Do you think Mique is gay?”

Person 2: “Well, faggot until proven innocent! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”

by Ihatetheantichrist October 27, 2021

holy innocent high school

its smells like a shaobi

wah that holy innocent high school smelly

i agree

by shaobisupernice August 23, 2021

Innocent

Basically what people who use the Urban Dictionary is not.

Urban dictionary is full of people who are not innocent at all.

by innocent rando shocked by defs July 5, 2021