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Ringworm Illusion

when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.
i looked at my wiener and saw the Ringworm Illusion, and almost passed out.
by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009
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Gourmet Illusion

A widely used trickery in the food bizz happens when a eatery looks apealing to the eye,the servers are dressed nice, the decor looks upscale..but the food is anything but special to say the least.
This place looks great..the tables and plates are pretty cool looking but the food sucked...just another gourmet illusion! Ruby Tuesday is nothing but a damn gourmet illusion!
by ThwopKing November 24, 2009
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Facebook illusion

When a person's Facebook pictures look better than the person actually looks
Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics

Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion
by kilam345 January 24, 2012
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Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.
"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."
by OhDoktor May 31, 2013
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Jazz infusion

The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.
Man his music was horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.
by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016
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Jazz infusion

The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.
Man his albums were horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.
by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016
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protein infusion

During sex, the man pulls out right before he is about to blow his load, and quickly rams his cock into her mouth to deposit it, infusing her mouth with warm protein.
I was fucking my girl last night. I thought I'd switch things up, and gave her a protein infusion. She gagged and kicked me out of bed. I wound up sleeping on the couch.
by Rosobola May 26, 2016
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