literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

Infamation

Gossip about someone your heard from a member of their family.

Everything I know about Shelly, I hear from her sister Beth. She's a great source of infamation.

by PistolPat April 5, 2009

Infantsizing

Prospective adoptive parents who choose the birth mother at an early stage of pregnancy. They then gather information about race of birth father, with everything done in a very calculating manner. They will not consider adopting a child other than one that meets their standard. They are the customers of adoption facilities that epitomize these met standards. See Baby Glommer, and Baby Gloaming

Are you just day-dreaming or infantsizing?

by gravy111 November 27, 2010

infactuation

it means something like when u think u like/love someone but u actually dont...after sometime you will realise that...

Me loving him was just an infactuation.I dont really love him actually.

by spice August 12, 2004

infactuated

When a person is obsessed about being right, or looking smart, to the point they will make up any "fact," no matter how delusional or far fetched it seems

Paul: "Did you know Texas is the biggest state in the U.S.?

Dan: "No, I'm pretty sure Alaska is way bigger actually."

Paul: "No, it's right here in the newspaper, let me find it."

Dan: "I think you're overly infactuated."

by Cd141414 April 23, 2014

Infamous Two Toned Scrumish

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations

Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.

by Raptorsoraus November 10, 2009