Don't turn this rape into a murder.

A phrase used to convey the sense of impending disappointment with an individual, or a catchphrase to be shouted when crashing into a room unexpectedly.

John: Hey can you still pick me up at 7?
Jack: Man something came up I can't come get you till later, if you still need a ride..."
John:...
John: Don't turn this rape into a murder.

by Friday Bojangles November 23, 2010

into the woods

A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!

by NastyHobbitses April 16, 2006

get into it

when you are feeling good and you want people to tune in on you.

(feeling good and look good)yeah get into it!

by AniyahB06 May 21, 2020

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

by Screechingmu March 6, 2008

going into battle

banging a chick that's on her period.
When the ancient warriors "went into battle" many where slaughtered or came out covered in blood. Hense the term "going into battle".

Her - No, not tonight Aunt Flow is visiting...
Him - well then I guess I'll be going into Battle then baby!!!

by Sandman May 14, 2003

intoxicated chicken fucker

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

pound her cookies into the dirt

giving a girl a seriously hard and thorough fucking. The kind that leaves her exhausted and sore.

I am going to pound her cookies into the dirt

by xenoflux May 30, 2006