A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.
Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!
by TMNT SCRAPER March 24, 2025
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The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
by Phil Girazin June 10, 2022
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by Sir. B September 10, 2021
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Hi, I’m Braxton Dietz, President of Creek Theatre and the Thespian Troupe 6485. Are you over the age of 16 and available to work concessions on October 23rd and/or November 26th?
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The Grassfield High Theatre Company is full of talented students who are very passionate and friendly.
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