Rail Pants

To drop one's pants while standing drinking at a bar without calling attention to yourself. (Originated at The Rail Pub in Savannah, GA)

A group of friends walk into a bar and start drinking, in the middle of their drinking, they start dropping their pants one by one without telling enyone. People start noticing this around them, but they act as if nothing out of the ordinary is happening. That is what we call Rail pants

by Some Dude from Savannah November 12, 2008

eat pant

The short version of Eat my shorts. Used to emphasize winning or complete negation of a point

“Haha boyo 3-1 EAT PANT”

“Oh eat pant penguins can’t fly”

by Asterix03 December 13, 2017

crusty pants

Jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene--a bum. These people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the bum naked. Few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. And no, I've not been drinking.

Upright Citizen#1:"Who's that crusty pants waving at us?"
Upright Citizen#2:"That's just Mayson, the town drunk."
Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

no pants month

April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.

by the comand'r March 21, 2020

pants porpoise

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin

"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."

by C.C. Black February 6, 2008

Shit Pants

One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.

Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.

by construction guy July 17, 2009

soft pants

Soft pants is an alternative term for sweat pants. It is especially apt for when the business of the day is concluded and you take off your hard pants to switch to soft pants. Soft and billowy, they are built for chilling and lounging. Often they are a hoodie-type fabric with an elasticized or drawstring waist-band.

"I'm just putting on my soft pants. What are you doing?"
Tawney | Rectify S01E04

by pathforger September 11, 2016