im a motherfucker

when you have to give someone a gift but you hate them so you get them a word mug that says im a motherfucker

here is a word mug that says "im a motherfucker"

by zevenate9 March 23, 2018

Orphaned IM

An IM greeting that goes unanswered either because the recipient isn't paying attention or because he/she is ignoring the sender.

Dave sent me an orphaned IM earlier today:

OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.

by MDL713 September 03, 2005

Im Okay

Not okay

guy: You look sad what happened?
girl: Im okay

by Fuck69420 May 09, 2021

im-ranting

talk about stuff which has been going on infront of the microphone for no apparent reason

Jayden - "why do you listen to the im-rant show?"
Mia - "I like when he is im-ranting."

by ellaellaey December 05, 2021

im a j

A phrase coined by Lil John in a new song of his meaning, "I'm a junkie"

Friend: Man why do you just sit around on your ass and smoke all day?
Other dude: IM A J!

by Franklyin March 27, 2008

im bored

i am too

honestly, im bored, who isnt

by Memememebymeme October 19, 2020

IM Interruptus

When you're typing and an IM window pops up, hijacking your thoughts and you end up typing something totally irrelevant in the IM window.

I was writing a report on the mating habits of the Himilayan Wildebeast when I got IM Interruptus... I accidentally called my girlfriend a "large hairy mammal" on IM

by Eric Jackson March 21, 2006