Itchy Shirt Syndrome

The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.

Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?

Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome

by The Count Of Pussy Fisto April 4, 2010

itchy

illegal gun;street fire arm.

man da popo's stopped me and tried to put ah itchy on me.

by dnyn da truth December 19, 2004

you make my ass itch

You make my ass itch means that you turned me off or I'm just not feeling you

Some guy: you're type cute
Girl: ugh, you make my ass itch

by Miss light skin December 7, 2016

itchy lava

The feeling a teenage boy gets when he is about to ejaculate all over the place

"Damn man, itchy lava feels so good"

by sss83001 March 15, 2017

why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.

Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"

by chribistibiniba May 14, 2010

itchy

A word that describes the physical feeling of itchiness that is caused by taking opiates, such as Vicodin, Oxycotin, ect.
Used as slang term to describe the consumption of opiates.

"Hey, you trying to get itchy this weekend?"

"They gave my brother a lot of Vicodin after he had his wisdom teeth out...He got hella itchy!"

by Cheshire Desire September 17, 2007

Itchin' for pissin'

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.

Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"

by ATWONTHEGREAT December 25, 2010