island paradigm

State of mind where one becomes infatuated with another person simply because no one else is available. Out of desperation, one sees the other as the most attractive, most witty, etc, but fails to realize that it is simply by default.

Picture a classroom full of engineering nerds. There's 29 guys and one girl. Regardless of how mediocre that girl looks or how boring she is, all the guys will drool and fight for her attention. However, in a class full of hot girls, no one would even think about her.
All the guys have the island paradigm.

by Daniel Steinfeldt March 25, 2008

Study Island

Study Island, The most annoying site on the internet.

Me: GOD I HATE FUCKING STUDY ISLAND!
Betty: Same... I hate it too.

by тord March 29, 2019

made a island

When you shit so much into the bowl it is actually sticking out of the water.

Dude, that power dump made a island.

by Skutch September 19, 2008

boob island

When a woman is in a bathtub and her boob is submerged out of the water in a way that it looks like and island and hey the nip could be the volcano!

The tide washes into boob island when she goes underwater

by Boob Island May 12, 2016

Touhou Island

The name of an island in Micronesia.

Kyle: Hey, there's a place in Micronesia named Touhou Island. I would really like to visit this place. I think I would feel like I'm in Gensokyo there.
Chris: It's probably a youkai town.

by The Real Driller August 6, 2022

Friendship Island

The island which a male is stranded on once a girl has lost all sexual urges to let him slay her dragon , cut the chicken, make a tsunami in the punani.

Guy1 : Hows thats new girl going?
Guy2 : Yeah great, she said I am her best Male friend
Guy1 : Ha you're stuck on friendship island bro.

by Gtrain-93 March 3, 2011

the canary islands

The best islands in the world, theyre found off the coast of africa, and are filled with peacefull, civilised great Spaniards, but there are lots of buggered british chavs, so be warned.

"Hey, have you been to the Canary Islands? Its the best islands in the world! The brits wanted the island because their islands were already filthy with irishmen!"

"Yeah but now its filled with the worst British Tourists ever, especially the ones from the black country."

by TheCanarian December 20, 2017