Damp Wood

A semi-boner.
Not 100% soft, but not 100% hard.
Can be anywhere in between those values

Person 1 - Hey, that girl was actually pretty hot.
Person 2 - Yeah. She gave me damp wood.

by tmh3 July 23, 2009

woods kids

Disheveled children who habituate rural areas, sometimes known as "young'uns". These creatures appear ill mannered, unkempt, and uncivilized, especially when seen in “town”.

"Did you see those kids mistreating that animal, those sure are some woods kids".

by Richard Wags June 4, 2005

Night in the Woods

A quirky indie game made by Infinite Fall and released on PC, Mac, Linux, and PS4. About a college dropout, Mae. After dropping out of college, Mae finds herself in town, but very different from after she left. Take her on sweet adventures and explore the game, also unlock badges.

1. Oh wow, have you play Night in the Woods lately? I have. The Gregg ending is so good!
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.

by Sky the Cat July 19, 2017

afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009

wood grain

wood paneling in a luxury car, i.e. a maybach

'chrome and some wood grain'
-Position of Power, 50 Cent

by Brotha Sexual December 21, 2006

wood pussy

what pinocchio wants

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....

Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!

by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009