by Johndoeismyname November 19, 2022
Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry
Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry
Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg
by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019
Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.
G-string = no underwear insurance
G-string = no underwear insurance
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.
I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.
We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
Example 1.
Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.
Example 2.
Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.
Example 2.
Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
The rant one has when he/she discovers that his top of the range expensive item was not covered by insurance when his/her house exploded.
A: Wow, what was that big rant about
B: He was having an insurant because his new 64 GB iPhone 4 was not covered by insurance when his house was bombed by a terrorist
B: He was having an insurant because his new 64 GB iPhone 4 was not covered by insurance when his house was bombed by a terrorist
by nub64 May 16, 2011
Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants
Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
by Yukihoshi August 14, 2010