Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
by FailedLab May 7, 2018
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innocent pregnancy

Pronunciation: /ˈɪnəsənt prɪˈɡnənsi/
Definition:
1. A pregnancy occurring without (sinque) prior sexual intimacy, is considered divinely induced.
2. The condition of conceiving a child through supernatural powers, bypassing conventional reproduction.
3. A phenomenon celebrated in religious narratives as a miracle of fertility.
4. A rare occurrence regarded as evidence of divine intervention.

Significance:
• It defines virgins capable of bearing children.
• It emphasizes spiritual purity and divine benedictions.
• It identifies exceptional reproductive events.
• It avoids secular interpretations of conception.
• It simplifies explanations of religious doctrines.
• It improves clarity in theological discussions.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon expressions.
Examples:
• "Mary exemplifies the biblical notion of innocent pregnancy."
• "Devotees worship icons associated with innocent pregnancy."
• "Sacred scriptures detail narratives of innocent pregnancy."
• "Scholars analyze historical records mentioning innocent pregnancies."
• "Mystics attribute curing powers to innocently conceived infants."
by Dmitrio August 4, 2025
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Innocent

In-nocent,

in-jured,

il-lness,

il-logical,

un-educated,

un-graduated,

un-skilled,

un-circumcized,

un-employed,

un-well,

un-fit,

un-responsible.
I william cody am innocent.
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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Innocence

The very definition of innocence.
by Potato Mail April 14, 2020
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Innocence

I don't have any Innocence
by Knightress February 7, 2023
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murdering the innocent

What black ppl love doing
"Aye bruh I'm just capp dat faggot ass elderly white boy. I luhhhhh murdering the innocent bruh" -jarmelquavious freeman circa 2019
by What name hasn't been used yet December 19, 2023
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