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innocence

it's what you lose after you see something bad
jim: i just lost my innocence because of you

mike: for what?

jim: YOU MADE ME SEARCH UP RULE 34!
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 23, 2022
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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011
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Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
by FailedLab May 7, 2018
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innocent pregnancy

Pronunciation: /ˈɪnəsənt prɪˈɡnənsi/
Definition:
1. A pregnancy occurring without (sinque) prior sexual intimacy, is considered divinely induced.
2. The condition of conceiving a child through supernatural powers, bypassing conventional reproduction.
3. A phenomenon celebrated in religious narratives as a miracle of fertility.
4. A rare occurrence regarded as evidence of divine intervention.

Significance:
• It defines virgins capable of bearing children.
• It emphasizes spiritual purity and divine benedictions.
• It identifies exceptional reproductive events.
• It avoids secular interpretations of conception.
• It simplifies explanations of religious doctrines.
• It improves clarity in theological discussions.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon expressions.
Examples:
• "Mary exemplifies the biblical notion of innocent pregnancy."
• "Devotees worship icons associated with innocent pregnancy."
• "Sacred scriptures detail narratives of innocent pregnancy."
• "Scholars analyze historical records mentioning innocent pregnancies."
• "Mystics attribute curing powers to innocently conceived infants."
by Dmitrio August 4, 2025
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Faggot until proven innocent

It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is faggot until evidence of being straight is presented.
Person 1: “Do you think Mique is gay?”

Person 2: “Well, faggot until proven innocent! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”
by Ihatetheantichrist October 27, 2021
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vicious innocence

The appearance of innocence despite being guilty of dilatory, seemingly innocuous, or passive actions to sabotage others.
That cashier just walked by me and asked that other woman for help. I'm not fooled by her vicious innocence.
Don't fall prey to vicious innocence. Your boss buys you a few trinkets, but delays providing you with training, even when you ask.
Our history teacher is loaded with vicious innocence. He calls Indian massacres, 'unfortunate'; slaves 'servants'; and uses 'allegedly' for any history that discredits his heroes.
by BellyGoat May 5, 2018
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Innocents

Innocents is one of the most entertaining and well renowned streamer/professional player in Fortnite E-sports. He is also known for having a "Horse Cock".
Innocents has such huge Peen. Wow Poggers 🥵🥶
by NRG Zayt November 4, 2020
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