Smart Nips

When your friend is being so stupid and answering rhetorical questions, and responding seriously to sarcasm.

Adam: Oh God That sub was a total bitch she gave us six pages of homework!

Jake: Actually, She gave us 4 pages and she was a nice woman.

Adam: thanks... smart Nips

by WegmansWater April 9, 2015

nips stir

The arousal of ones nips when in contact with cold temperatures or titties.

"Oh man that really Stirred my nips" (past verb for nips stir)

by Slimyleime April 22, 2017

nip/hip

a dress, short in nature, which only covers from a woman's nipples, to the area around her hips, which mostly exposes her breasts and as well as the vaginal area during its wear, it is a legit dress (noun)

Bill: Why aren't you dancing with girl wearing that nip/hip over there?

James: Bro, can't you see? She definitely has STDs down there, I can see her entire vagina

by urbandictionaryfollower6765 November 7, 2010

Nip stache

Its a common condition among gentlemen 25+ where hair under the nipple seems to form a mustache of chest hair.

Guy1: Hey! Did you see Juan?
Guy2: Yeah that dudes got a killer nip stache

by nipstachecashstash January 14, 2017

chewy nips

When a bird has proper big square nipples that you can just bite the shit out of.

Simi: what did you get up to on the weekend lad?

Steve: ah mate I was with this girl and mateee, she had some proper chewy nips.

by We blew May 17, 2016

nipped cream

The little bit of whipped cream that pops out of the dome lid on your Frappuccino.

Ordered extra whipped cream on that frappuccino; there was a full inch of nipped cream poppin out the dome.

by The Berry Girl April 4, 2015

saucer nips

Big ass fuckin nipples

Dude that nigger i fucked last night had some huge saucer nips

by ballsacktits December 21, 2010