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Ian

Oh my fucking god don’t get me started on Ian.

He’s so fucking annoying I’m going to lose my shit he is going to be the fucking death if the entire hq cafe I will not hesitate to ban him if I ever get admin. If he pisses me off at least once I’m going to go feral and snap I’m going to fucking crack open and vehdhhdhdjhdhdhdjh fuck you ian
by Ray I guess September 3, 2020
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Ian

Somebody that isnt mentally retarted but is very bad in school and breaks random shit in the bathroom for no reason
Man i wish i was like brys...fuck no...ian
by Grhape doctur October 20, 2018
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Ian

A common name originating from Scotland

The Scottish translation for the English counterpart John
"What was your fathers name?"
"His name was Ian"
by thezestyelf March 10, 2018
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Ian

He is gay and really retarted. He doesn’t know how to talk and he smells like shit. He has a 1 centimeter dick and he is ugly
Ew it’s Ian
by Hey uI uj April 10, 2019
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Ian

One stinky ass nigga. Doesn’t bother to bathe more than once a month. Has a fragrance that resembles that of rotten cheese. An Ian Davis is a breed of crustlord.
“Ian, get the fuck off of me! You smell like shit!”
by Sammmmmmy69 October 12, 2019
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Ian

Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10
Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.
by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019
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Ian

Ian is the most widely known milf. He gets bitches for a living. He is also known as “Mr. I steal Your Bitch When I Want to
Dang that’s a real Ian Milf
by The biggestdad February 10, 2018
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