humidititties

When a woman's/fat man's chest area produces a large amount of sweat.

It's so hot today, I've got a bad case of humidititties. Please pass a towel quickly.

by NeverDoubtTheWorm July 11, 2017

humanity

A disgrace

No examples. Humanity sucks, you just agree or ...... You agree, there is no option, everyone ends up with self hate

by Theimpossoble October 7, 2018

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.

"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".

by Mysteron August 4, 2003

humdinger

A term used by yokels or rednecks to describe a good time, though if used in general conversation, the slap of rightousness may be employed to correct afore mentioned linguistic mistake.

gee ma, this sure is a humdinger of a meal

mate, this is is a humdinger of a party ... *SLAP groovy *SLAP ... ok what can i say *SLAP

by Gonk September 30, 2005

Humanitarian Whore

A person who performs excessive acts of selflessness and volunteerism in order to fulfill and demonstrate their love for the human race.

Another race for the cure? You're such a Humanitarian Whore !

by Lufia Lee June 25, 2008

Humanip

slang for marijuana. seeing as catnip is the marijuana equivalent for cats, Humanip a combination of the words 'human' and 'cat nip' together.

Matt: so you sell humanip?
Deven: hella do, if you ever need that dank just hit me up.

by GinjerNinjarominator January 26, 2010

Faith in Humanity

Something annoying people say when they dislike something or someone. Often used to express faux intelligence, insinuating that said person's faith in humanity even matters.

Every time I see Snooki and the Jersey Shore crew, I lose faith in humanity.

News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!

by a writing desk November 29, 2012