How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 29, 2003

How do you like them apples?

Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them

Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!

by The Ws Crew January 05, 2009

How Dare You Forgive Me

The way you feel when you’ve been hurt more than you thought possible and you’ve hurt someone more than you thought possible but you love them so much it hurts and they don’t even know that they’ve been hurt. It’s great.

I dreamt of an old man on a park bench. One eye was dead and white, the pupil transfixed by a scar. The other burned blue. It saw. He raised a shaking finger and pointed at me. “How dare you forgive me,” he croaked, his voice the death rattle of a starved bird and a dying star.

by 22(god) April 18, 2019

How Do You Like Your Eggs?

A game involving ten guys. Five a side, you stand about three metres from each other, and using some kind of object (A shoe or ball works well) you throw it at the opposition team, aiming at the testicles. If the object strikes you anywhere and you flinch, you lose a piece of clothing. If the object hits your balls and you DON'T flinch, you get to put a piece of clothing back on. Once you're naked, you're out; last man with clothes on wins for his team.

We were bored last night, so we played How Do You Like Your Eggs?

by ThePopcornGangster November 01, 2006

How much you wanna bet?

Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.

Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?

Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?

Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?

by BluBaron45 December 09, 2013

how can you sleep with yourself at night

something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up

girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster

by littleransom July 17, 2019

hey how did you found me

hahahahaha i hope you are lucky finding me cause i really hope not.
What are you even doing here, wasting time? You should have stuff to do like a normal human being.
hahahahahhaahhahahahahha help hahahahahhhahahahahaaha why hahahahahahha fuck you

Jones - "what the fuck, how did you found hey how did you found me"
Joseph - "yes"

by jimmyjoneswhatamidoingwithmyli September 01, 2017