homework

A writing device given to students by teachers, due to that fact that teachers don't want to be responsible for having to watch you do all the work. If these "teachers" (Which are actually sub-standard bastards hired by the government so people don't get "too" smart) give all classwork, then the fault falls on them if we don't do it. Summary: Teachers are lazy fuckers.

Teacher: "Kids, because I don't want to have to teach you shit, and because I can legally make you research mountains of work... you get to do ten homework pages tonight."

by Alex Haskins December 21, 2006

homework

fucking waste of time

Cool i'll go to your house- crap i have homework

by helloyou15 January 20, 2009

homework

what you probably should be doing right now

i should be doing homework, but i'm on urban dictionary instead

by roarrrrrrrrr March 15, 2011

homework

simply put:
-work assigned by teachers
-supposed to reveiw what was done in class
-however the true purpose is to make sure students have NO time for relaxation - i mean relaxing would be a CRIME
-deprives sleep
-truely accomplishes absolutley nothing as most students speed through it to try and get some sleep
-a way for suck-ups to over achieve

Judge: I pronounce you to attend school and have homework every night, including weekends
Serial Killer: NOOOOOOOO. WHYYYY?

by billy bob joe bob joe bob joe bob billy bob joe bob joe February 11, 2008

Homeworkphobia

A fear of homework. Approximately 9 in every 10 students in America suffer from this disease. A cure is not found. Symptoms may include procrastination and a failing homework grade. Luckily, there is treatment. Cheat. Preferably off the Asian kid (or nerd, whichever one suits you better).

Rob: Aw fuck, I didn't do my chemistry homework.
Matt: You have homeworkphobia, don't you?
Rob: Yea, I've been suffering from it for about 7 years now.
Matt: You're not the only one, I suffer from it too. But I heard Asians don't suffer at all. Just copy off the Asian kid.
Rob: Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna pass this marking period.

by Ozzyking May 4, 2009

French Homework

Finding a translater that will get you an A+ without actually learning the language.

I just did my French Homework and don't know what it says.

by Kelz90 October 16, 2008

Homework Beer

A beer (or beers) you drink while doing your homework. Often followed by getting trashed once homework is done. This is often done by college students who wish to participate in a "Wasted Wednesday" but who have homework due the next day-thus they drink while they work and by the time they are finished, have caught up to the rest of the party.

"Wasted Wednesday tonight?"
"I guess so-I have physics homework due tonight though."
"so how many homework beers tonight?"

by SexiLexi2113 February 17, 2009