Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height

friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted

by forkieeee December 6, 2023

Holmes and Narver

Having a very long penis but very small testicles.

Seeing that guy in his banana hammock confirmed that he had a Holmes and Narver.

by Julian Ledesma December 26, 2007

Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

Jenna Holmes

Jenna has a big cock and pleases all women sexually

you see them over there, that's Jenna Holmes

by spencershorts August 20, 2020

Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

Holmes

Same word as homes but spelled different.

Ayo Homes, how many Holmes are you going to invest in?

Aye Homes! We live in Holmes, NOT Homes…..

by Chief Moskeesha November 29, 2021

Clara Holm Pedersen

Clara Holm Pedersen is a sweet, loving girl.

She has a strong personality and wan’ts everybody the best.
Clara Holm Pedersen is one of a kind

Omg that is Clara Holm Pedersen!!!

I know she i so pretty and my friend is really good friends with her, i wish she was my friend too..

by Butterflyfaction March 29, 2020