sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)
Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.
by The sergeant holmes experience September 21, 2008
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samantha holmes

Someone who is most beautiful and had no mouth filter, loud most of the time but a great friend. Find yourself one.
Samantha Holmes is so amazing but doesn't know when to shut up.
by unicornssss1015 June 06, 2016
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Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻
Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023
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Nate Holmes

Someone who is addicted to Fortnite but is Loki chill
by Badbabyhagrid January 20, 2025
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Emilie Holm

emilie holm, is the most beautiful and sweetest girl you have ever seen, she is loyal. but she thinks a lot about what others think about her.
her body is beautiful, but also private
by dillon obreos June 05, 2020
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Ms holmes

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.

P.s. i’m stupid
Derp: lol
Derp: Ms Holmes needs to resign
Derp: agreed
by Lochravensuckslol April 07, 2019
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