tonsil hockey

It's another word in slang for,"Making out."

The young man and his girlfriend played tonsil hockey,while swimming in the pool.

by Jeff Gray November 28, 2003

ice hockey

The Damn best sport on this planet.

ice hockey fuckin rules!!!

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

Hockey Fights

The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"

Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."

Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."

by paintballer4e16 February 4, 2010

hockey stick

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.

If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.

by nayrb January 21, 2013

Hockey PLAYER

Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.

Mike is a typical Hockey PLAYER

by suzy canadia November 9, 2005

underwater hockey

the friggen sweetest sport ever created... yeaaaaah. Played with 2 teams of 6, a hockey puck, fins, masks, snorkel, water polo cat, gloves, and sticks. It is played on the bottom of the pool while holding your breath. More addicting than crack.

Michigan State rocks at underwater hockey.

by DO and Gunner November 9, 2008

hockey dad

The Opposite of a Soccer Mom

Soccer mom < Hockey Dad

by Kinist August 12, 2005