Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike

You guys are such Hockey Hosers.

Hockey Hoser by B Wok October 28, 2002

hockey puck 

A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.

That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.

hockey puck by tyrone vanier September 20, 2008

Hockey Player 

Real men. Everyone else likes to play with balls.

Did you see Jordan staal score that goal, what a hockey player.

No I was to busy watching Nate McLouth play with balls.

Hockey Player by Kayewtie June 7, 2009

hockey-temper 

noun: a person who has a bad temper.

" hey there, hockey-temper, why you punching the wall?"

" Fuck you!!"

hockey-temper by joe don baker December 20, 2002

hockey guys 

the hottest males that play any sport. These guys know how to handle sticks and always look delicious. Many teenage girls will find themselves drooling over these boys at the local ice arena.

Carly: OHMYGOSH number 17 is so fineee!
Kenzie: that's because he's a hockey guy! It's a known fact that all hockey guys are very sexy.
Carly: true dat.
Kenzie: *Drools a little because the hockey guys are so hot*

hockey guys by aksdhgkajf January 16, 2011

Hockey Ninja 

A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.

"Oh my gawd! He came out of nowhere and scored?"

"That's because... he's a Hockey Ninja!"

Hockey Ninja by jcninja June 29, 2009

Hockey Ninja 

A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.

Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"

Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja."

Hockey Ninja by Boltman88 January 15, 2009