Hayden

(I’m going based off my friend Hayden) Hayden is a cute bastard. He can make you love him without doing shit. He is funny, smart, sweet, trustworthy, etc. motherfucker is TERRIBLE at texting you back tho. He can just give you a smirk and bingo bango bongo you’re under his spell. He can make you fall in love, make you hate him, or both at the same time. Be careful if you get a Hayden, he can break your heart

“What are you thinking about?”
“That bastard Hayden”
“What’d he do?”
“Nothing, I fell in love with him”

by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019

Hayden

A best friend. Usually blond or close to it. Someone who can talk for hours, but listen too. Smart... but in a subtle way. Someone who can soak up all the bad things that happen to them like sponge, and never let anyone know. Usually fairly emotion, whether it's obvious or not. In a word, loyal. Also friendly, and gorgeous.

Dude: hhhmmm tall, blonde, gorgeous? Must be a Hayden!

by icepops December 2, 2013

cotton headed ninny muggins

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus

Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?

by Ctrl April 22, 2006

Red Headed Step Child

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.

Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.

by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

bull headed

A very stuborn person. Usually used for men.

Wife: "He's just so... so..."
Friend: "Bull headed?"
Wife: "Exactly. I get so frustrated with him somtimes."

by Keegan September 17, 2004

Brazilian Two-headed Dragon

When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.

"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"

"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."

"...that's fucked up, dude."

by The Notorious M.A.T. July 23, 2017

nappy headed ho's

According to Imus, these are the woman who play for the woman's basketball team at Rutgers.

It looks like the nappy headed ho's have tattoos all over their bodies.

by Deborah Liberatore April 13, 2007