gym class heroes

a band who's excellence you should learn of before MTV and Ryan Seacrest ruin them.

(summer 06)
me: oh my gosh, the new gch album is incredible!
friend: I know, I got it as soon as it came out last week, one of their best.

(spring 07)
Me: hey.
teenybopper: hey, have you heard of gym class heroes?
me: yeah, they're my favorite band.
teenybopper:mine too.
me: which one of their albums do you like better?
teenybopper: they only have one DUH! Anyways, I haven't even picked it up yet, I've just been listening to cupid's chokehold on the radio, and saw the vid on MTV.
me: wait a sec; you don't even have the re-release of as cruel as school children, but they're your favorite band. AND they had way more albums before that!!!
teenybopper: who cares? panic! is my new new favorite band.... moving on.

gym class heroes by myspace.com/adriannbabii April 29, 2007

herbist 

A person who enjoys the smoking of pot.

"What drugs do you do" "Not alot, I'm mainly a Herbist"

herbist by Matt Buthod December 30, 2008

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

herpes sabbatical by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010

Herpes' Law 

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."

Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.

Herpes' Law by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011

herpesgonosyphillaids 

A word referring to an individual who tends to sleep with anything & everything so as to imply that they've probably picked up herpesgonosyphillaids along the way. Meaning they've picked up nearly every STD there is: herpes, gonorrhea, syphillis & AIDS.

That chick has been passed around to so many dudes, I bet she's got herpesgonosyphillaids!

herpesgonosyphillaids by ashleygan January 8, 2012

Herbert Walker 

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of piss and grenadine.

"It's been a long fucking night, fix me a god damn Herbert Walker"

Sir, that's just piss and grenadine.

"I know what I signed up for"

Herbert Walker by The Schkoon May 17, 2016

herbetta

Woman version of the word “herb”
Group of people that are “herbs”

“That dude is a straight fucking herb” “Look at that herbetta tryna get laid. ““Bro that party was straight full of herbettas”

herbetta by D_riks April 12, 2021