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help meat

Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.
When a man marries he takes a wife as his help meat.
by Cammax2004 mom November 2, 2015
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Carnival Help

Any person with excessive tattoos or piercings that render them unemployable in a traditional office setting.
Julie was a bit miffed because during a job interview they told her she looked like carnival help and round filed her resume.
by The HR manager July 28, 2009
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hope this helps

After giving advice to people on a forum, this phrase clarifies that you are serious adn not "messing with the newbies"
""Right Click, then Save As... Hope that helps!"
by crowd September 26, 2003
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Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol
I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"
by sclocal May 22, 2008
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psych help

when a psychiatrists help is fake.
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: u gonna kill urself or not
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: here you go pills
veteran: thanks for the psych help
by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018
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signal for help

Hand gesture for domestic violence (or any kind if violence) SOS (or S.O.S) signal
Also known as 540 gesture and Violence at Home Signal for Help

This hand gesture intially used in Canada as an alert to notify any violence during CoVID-19 lockdown, but this hand gesture has been widely spread around the world
How to use Signal for Help/540 Gesture:
1. Make sure you or people around you are the violence victim (either physically, mentally/verbally, or sexually)
2. Record yourself doing this continuous hand gestures in order:
A. First, put your hands up with palms facing to camera (Hi-5)
B. And then, tuck your thumb while your palms facing to camera (Hi-4)
C. Next, fold your fingers down, symbolically trapping your thumb while your palms facing to the camera (fist up)
3. Share the detail of violence, including the name of perpetrator(s), but don't share the name of victim(s) unless it happens to you or you want to report it to the law enforcement through private message
by Sir. B March 17, 2021
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Useless Help

n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.
FORUM:

You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.

noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!

DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!

MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}
by LordAflak September 9, 2010
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