Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

by Susan Strong September 29, 2012

Heffernen

A slang term for someone who is being an unnecessary CUNT, or douchebag.

My God, why is Aaron being such a Heffernen today?
Oh he ran out of pot and he's a little on edge.

by Josh McGrogan August 10, 2017

Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019

Héberge

The state of being an extreme silly goose/crackhead

Plural:
-hébergest
-hébergee
-hébergi

(created by eduff)

“She’s such a héberge!”

“They are being hébergest”

by hellomynameiseduff November 13, 2019

Héderváry

Me:So I decided to searched the name Héderváry, And nothing popped up, So why not define it-
Me again:it's Aph hungary's last name

Person 1:Who is that

Person 2:That is Hungary, Her name is elizabeta "Héderváry"

Person 1:Ohh okay then!

(Lol why did I write this, Oh wait it can't be blank-)

by Aph Belarus May 22, 2021

creek heffer

one step above a swamp donkey. see swamp donkey

man ur right, my girl really is a swamp donkey. maybe i should trade her in for a creek heffer!

by thekeymaykr December 28, 2010

kie hefner

A FUCKING GOAT....SIMPLE

Kie Hefner BO$$UP get bitches wet and niggas mad

by Kie Hefner March 13, 2017