hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.

Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted

by Chancejoebuddy May 27, 2016

Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe

Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?

by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018

Hawaiian Igloo

Where to shove a pineapple up someone’s anus (green side down)

i gave that bitch a hawaiian igloo last night

by zapheil June 21, 2023

Hawaiian Steamer

When you take a shit with the shower on

You could hear it she took a Hawaiian steamer

by Hellohowgoes April 1, 2025

Hawaiian buttsex

The process of applying a pineapple ring over ones member before rear entry. A custom pineapple ring will be required if size matters. If you fit into the precut holes, you're either too young or not worth the effort!

He showed up for Hawaiian buttsex with canned pineapple so I got up and left.

by Vonslapherbottom September 18, 2017

Hawaiian suck n push

When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.

Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.

by PseudAwesonym March 16, 2024

The Hawaiian SpermBender

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.

Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017