Grand Haven

where u find all the dumb vactioners that don't know how to drive

look there is another vactioner going the wrong way on a one way street

by blondy September 6, 2005

nuts haven't dropped

young, inexperienced, green

A baby boy whose testicals haven't appeared yet.

" That punk don't know shit! His nuts haven't dropped! "

by doggbutt September 24, 2003

Safe Haven

A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.

If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!

by Alfred Banesworth March 30, 2009

dirty haven

the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains

Man someone pulled a dirty haven in the gym.

by The center of Collbran Job Cor August 17, 2015

you haven't lived until you...

Usually followed by "done this" "eaten this" "watched some movie" etc. It emphasises that so many people have doen it that it has become part of life. Of course, this is most convincing coming from a short fat woman with greasy hair who looks like she's seen every movie ever, eaten every food possible, yo-yo dieted all the time etc.

You haven't live until you've watched the godfather trilogy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

Lock Haven University

A primarily white college in the middle of no mans land, Pennsylvania. Parties all night, study all day. The college kids dont give a shit about townies and run the entire town.
It dont matter if ur black, white, latino or russian, Everyone parties together. School also has a lot of international students who are very hott. The school is about 15 mins away from State college where a lot of people go to party. Good school to get ur shyt done and graduate in time, while also having a good time. Some people think its boring because they never take the time to have fun with other people, instead they stick with the same cliques and complain when they get bored.

Lock Haven University the place where girls are hot and naked girls skinny dipping in the dike are even hotter.

by That guy who is at every party July 22, 2009

North Haven Middle School

A low down school with major leakages and needs a lot of fixing up, but has good staff. It has been around for years, and used to be the old high school, but people couldn't find the time/money to build a new school for a middle school, so they used the old high school... that was not such a good choice, so whoever made that happen, you can go fuck yourself and die in a hole.
The students are either skanks or douches. The majority of them are Italian, so they try to reenact Jersey Shore like it is their job.

"Hey did you ever go to North Haven Middle School?"
"WTF no, that place is filled with shit and skanks."

by trickster246 February 18, 2012