harry potter

amateur story for racist terfs lol

oh ur a slytherin? thats cool i love harry potter *slythers into ur mom*

by kaeusername May 19, 2021

Harry Potter

The best series of books ever made.

- What’s ur favorite book series?
- Harry Potter, ofc!

by HarryPotterBuffy January 26, 2022

Harry Potter

Harry Potter smoked The Philosophers Cone

HARRY:" O man i am so high right now i don't know where i am"

by wane kerr July 23, 2003

harry potter

something unexpected but apsolutly wanted
a hard stick

g-friend - oh my goodness youv'e poped a harry potter.

boyfriend- yep, you want to have some fun ?

by jesse mann 90210 August 8, 2008

Harry Potter

A series of books that nerds are violently defensive about, evidently.

I have no interest in Harry Potter. Been reading some Bukowski, Palahniuk, Thompson, Rand...

You don't like Harry Potter?!? You must be illiterate!!!!

by Applejackson November 18, 2010

Harry Potter

Also known as the boy who lived. He was born in Godrick's Hollow, England. When he was a baby, his parents where killed by the dark lord, Voldemort. He was sent to live with his aunt and uncle, muggles to the extreme. At 11, he got acccepted to Hogwarts, School for Witches and Wizards, where he attened school for 6 years. At year 7, he left school to search for the horcruxes that belong to Lord Voldemort. At the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter defeated the dark lord. He is currently married to Ginverva Weasley, younger sister to his best friend, Ron Weasley.

Ginny: "OMG! You're Harry Potter, you're the boy who lived!"

by SydneyLiz May 25, 2010

harry potter

harry potter is the most retarded book series. it is pretty much lord of the rings without the group of people and just one nerd who does magic and goes on "adventures". he is just trying to get laid

when nazis burn books its bad, when harry potter does it its family fun!

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004