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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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Holy Harold

When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.
My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.
by Harry's Anchor August 16, 2018
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Harold Handelmann

Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.
The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.
by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018
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Harold

A nerdy nerd who seems to be really sarcastic

and cool on the surface, but is actually a

very caring guy once you get to know him.

He is really devoted in mathematics and science

and is a gamer.

He will be one of the smartest guys you will meet ever in your life. If you have any problems, you can just ask him anything and he will help you no matter what.

if you happen to have a Harold near you, treasure him and be his friend.
George:Albert Einstein is so smart! I bet he is as

smart as Harold!
gabe:nah. Albert still got a long gap to reach the

smartness of Harold!
by CyberGenius February 21, 2018
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Harold

Harold is the ceo of simping.
Look guys it’s Harold the simp
by Bambro2005 March 8, 2020
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Harold

Harold is a pain in the but he has a disgusting taste in girls and is mean and annoying and most Harold's are gay
Boy1: wow that guy looks so gay!
Boy2: yeah it’s probably Harold!
by Harold_gayKid788 May 31, 2020
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Harold

To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.
"Ya, he harold that old mk2. Now it has 3 turbos and got featured on Donut Media"
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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