Holy Harold

When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.

My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.

by Harry's Anchor August 16, 2018

Harold

the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause

Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021

Harold

Harold is one of a kind. They specializes in arts and loves to cook and most importantly prefer horror, mystery, and thriller genre. Some days they're outspoken and lively yet mostly they feel left out , pessimistic and just plain tired. They love unconditionally and hates to disappoint everybody. They feel too much such as love , betrayals , hatred and may choose to keep quiet about it. They handle their problems independently and they are not afraid of cutting ties with people who are once a part of their life who brings toxicity that messes their head. If you've met someone whose name starts with H treasure them and make them feel love , they deserve it.

Me: Harold taught me how to love and accept rejections.

by Beverllia Fourth August 16, 2021

Harold

A male version of a Karen (search up meaning of Karen... Also known as a Karen’s husband.

He does the same thing complain, never minds his own business and is a snitch

i Was having a good time with my friends and this Harold guy could not mind his own business so he reported us

by Sezzyyy August 27, 2022

Harold

Fucking fat nerd that plays rust all day. Like to eat dick and ass for a living, Has rust on uncensored mode that type of weirdo and it turns him on..... small brain.

"Yo that kid Harold is dog shit at valorant"
"Right... hes bronze...….."

"He also gets no bitches"

by SammiiSkillz August 8, 2021

Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.

Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside

by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025

Harold

Harold is such a hyped up, bubbly, funny, and athletic friend he is also so caring and funny to his friends he cares and protects his loved ones and he is such a valued friend.

" Harold is a keeper" meaning he is so valued and so caring and a real friend to have.

by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022