by Harold's Father January 25, 2022
To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 6, 2010
that type of very pretentious name that is passed on in the family. “the eighth”
he sounds rich because of his name but he isn’t.
he feels the need to say his whole name when asked what his name is!
he sounds rich because of his name but he isn’t.
he feels the need to say his whole name when asked what his name is!
by ulwsaf69420 July 26, 2021
The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
by bobtheslobthebob October 7, 2021
Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.
The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.
by DafunkyWERDman April 3, 2018
A bald man. He always sits on the bed and asks his wife when they eating chicken. He like water melon, and sounds like a ghost at times.
Trey!!! What the- What the- What The- I'm Harold Magee
Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
by 99Pounds September 25, 2023