It keeps happening

The next thing you say after falling down a shit-ton of stairs.

Sweet Bro: i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
still Sweet Bro: FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS ...................
Hella Jeff: I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO !!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
Sweet Bro: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Hella Jeff: I TOLD YOU MAN
I T O L D YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

by Helladok June 9, 2019

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That'll happen on those bigger jobs

A term commonly used in the poorer sections of the United States to describe a regretfull or horrible incident. Usually said by someone wearing Pit Vipers and working a trade job.

Did you hear that ol'Bob got caught in the fishing trap and drowned? I guess that'll happen on those bigger jobs.

by Blackberry Lemonade December 8, 2021

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What's hiphop happening

Asking some what they have been up to, in a super cool fashion.

Joe: "Yo dude, what's hiphop happening?"
P Diddy: "Nothing man, see you later."
...................................
Chip Diddy Chip: "Yo man, what's happening?"

P Diddy: "Nothing man, yo did you hear Joe? What a douche bag.

by Killerkumquat May 16, 2009

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nothing happened

Hand stuff.

Jenna went to stay at Brad's house last night, but nothing happened

by UltimatePuzzyD3str0y3r69 December 20, 2014

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That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.

Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.

by PJ the Coug September 21, 2016

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I hate it when that happens

A phrase often used to sound empathetic when in most cases the scenario being discussed is too unique for the other person to have possibly gone through the same situation.

Person #1: Dude you won't believe this, but I saw Jeremy on my flight! I have never seen someone I know at the airport let alone on my plane!
Person #2 Yah, I hate it when that happens.
Person #1: What?!

by The Empress of the Universe June 16, 2011

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