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Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.
Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.
by Carpanthers October 24, 2016
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Nigerian Handshake

When two people are simultaneously fisting each other.
"I hurt my wrist giving my boyfriend a Nigerian Handshake the other day."
by Murphy A. January 20, 2017
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dental handshake

The act of giving an expertly applied oral sex act. Professional in nature and all business.
Jane and I didn’t go all the way last night, but she did give me a stellar dental handshake.
by KC Krush February 4, 2018
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Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.
Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.
by pussyalligator August 15, 2018
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Spicy Handshake

The act of sharing ones chlamidya with another.
I gave her the ol spicy handshake last night.
by Spicy Handler March 20, 2020
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Angus handshake

For a man to perform an Angus handshake, he must begin by being on the bottom, in the 69 position with a woman. Just before ejaculation, the man tucks the woman's hair under his ass, preventing the woman from being able to remove her mouth from the man's penis. At the moment of ejaculation, the man squeezes out a good fart, and thrusts two fingers into the woman's ass. The glorious resulting gasp from having two fingers unexpectedly jammed in her ass causes a unique gagging on both semen and the vicious fart that accompanies it. The effect is compounded by the fact that she cannot remove her face from the area.
I wanted her to experience everything about me, so I gave her an Angus handshake
by Sven Weaks June 22, 2020
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Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.
Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**
by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010
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