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Hanse

The hottest man in the world!! Has the sex drive to make women achieve multiple erotic feelings!! A great friend, true to the people that are closest to him!! Don't mess with this one for you are going down the wrong road! Someone who is always honest and speaks truth on a daily basis. He is awesome and you should be thankful for him if you have one in your life!
by someone936 February 5, 2010
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hansplaining

Stating inaccurate facts about China. Conveniently repeating Chinese Communist Party propaganda worldview. They can be often located in their ideological bubble on Weibo (Twitter copy) or other CCP run social media pages, in rare cases you can meet them in the wild in Mass Media comment sections as well as Facebook and Twitter comments.
Their meeting and support group has its western HQ on r/Sino where they're sharing the newest fake news, CCP propaganda and secretly plotting on how to take over the world, just to miserably fail every time like Pinky and the Brain.
Any rational person: "China is running concentration camps and they're rounding up millions of Uighur's, it's coming close to a genocide"

Lin starting his hansplaining: "no ,no . is no like it, you just don't understand Chainer, is vocational camps with Chinese characteristics" and continues to hansplain how forcing Muslims to burn their holy books, drinking alcohol and eating pork is a good thing to fight alleged terror.
by real_xi_jing_ping December 23, 2019
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Hanellin

To be absolutely amazing, so wonderful and all around gorgeous.Jewish. A Hanellin is someone who is so great and kind to others. They also make everyday so great. They make the ends of days the best no matter how bad it is at the end a Hanellin makes everything seem so amazing. Every morning after meeting a hanellin you'll wish you could be with them forever. once they appear in your life they change you forever. They will mean everything to you. so if you meet a Hanellin dont ever let them pass you by.
i wish was with a Hanellin.
by mackattackjohnson May 7, 2011
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hasselhoffing

The act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie David Hasselloff likes to get drunk and eat Wendy's chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.
Hey where did dave go? Oh he's on the bathroom floor hasselhoffing that chesseburger.
by Brynnski March 1, 2010
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handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."
by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005
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Hasselhoff

Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)
I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.
by Mongoliod1534 October 3, 2008
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Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster
I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

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by HundredC September 28, 2020
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