Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.

I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.

by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022

Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020

Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney

“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”

by GinChugger July 6, 2019

Hanky

Pussy

Hey girl, give me ur hanky, it would make me so happy

by 9nineglocks ghostwriter January 27, 2023

Hillybilly Hankies

Another word for the Confederate battle flag. ("Stars and Bars")

"What's up with all the HILLYBILLY HANKIES? These people know the Civil War's over, right?" -Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8, Episode 6, "Southern Comfort"

by Boudica77 October 31, 2018

Sandy Hanky

A Hanky that has some gritty substance in it.

"Hey, Jim, I found your Sandy Hanky in the bathroom last night."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."

by Proto-menace March 29, 2010