Gurt

To pour yogurt into an open wound

"Gurt that motherfucker!"

by bogosbinted113 September 29, 2022

gurt

The chaotic, abbreviated alter-ego of yogurt—stripped of sophistication, reduced to pure confusion. Often deployed in absurdist humor where "yogurt" expects recognition, but "gurt" responds with existential bewilderment.

me: yogurt
gurt: sybau

by ctrl0407 April 15, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is a word that you use as code to say "I want to rape you" to unknowing victims.

hello, gurt good friend i cant wait to come over to your house later

by Graigue September 7, 2023

gurt

gurt means you are very good at something or in someways relevant/meaning to goat

DAMN BRO, YOU'RE SUCH A GURT

by exiledwaujdahda January 4, 2021

Gurt

One of the new words regarding the Big 25' brainrot slang. Usually used as a substitute word or just a name.

Me: Kilogram
ogram: Do that to Gurt not me
Gurt: yo

Substitution

Ikiab (imma keep it a gurt) -> Ikiag (imma keep it a gurt)

by Alvgardi May 25, 2025

Gurting

When you do something very smart, but also very dangerous

(contrary to Yoing, its descendant which means the exact opposite)

Me: I love yogurt
gurt: aayo
yo: wait you love me? and what do you mean a?
what: no I didnt say anything
I: its true
Me: he's gurting

by fer.luxs April 17, 2025

gurt

The one who always got something to say about 😭✌️

me: yogurt
gurt: wsp

by Tuttoto April 23, 2025