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Gronk

An absolute adlay who creates the mystical gronk juice.

Jimmy: Look at that gronk brah
ben: Don't mess with him, he wants the scrap
Jimmy: Look at that gronk brah
ben: Don't mess with him, he wants the scrap
by newy on souncloud August 13, 2020
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Gronk

An innocent and naive stud with an enthusiastic and ambitious outlook who is blissfully unaware of the reason ppl even wanna talk to him or her , has a suspicion it’s those ppl who he should avoid because they take whatever he has and they aren’t friends so he or she cannot build any alliances.
Oi fuck that gronk used to smash me in the ring everyday glad he isn’t still a weapon I can feel more powerful around him now and get revenge
by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023
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Gronk

A complete loser and try-hard who has low self-esteem and minimal confidence in themselves. Will do anything to please someone and has no opinion of their own. Often broke, of low-intelligence and limited prospects for success. The embarrassing moron of the group that everyone pretends they don't actually know
When one approaches your group waving and smiling:

You: Check out this gronk!
Your mate: Ha what a gronk
You: How's this gronk, acting like he knows us?!
Your mate: Keep walkin fukn gronk!
by The_A_Team July 24, 2016
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Gronk

Uneeb is a gronk
Uneeb is a gronky bonky slonky gongy grongy gronk
by Stupid uneeb May 13, 2024
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Gronked

(verb)
To halt or be interrupted suddenly often in a negative way. Believed to be derived from the sound a mechanical device makes when gears cannot be moved, such as the noise a car makes when trying to drive a car set to Park.
"Yeah, so then my car broke down last night and I didn't end up getting home until about 2 in the morning, it really gronked my steeze for the past few days man"
by Zorpol_Marquis April 30, 2024
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Baby Gronk

Some kid or sum idk. Who tf is cuh?
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dune!!1!111!
by Uraume June 3, 2024
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