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gorilla mask

A "sexual act" involving a handfull of shaved pubic hair thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for Halloween with a gorilla mask
by makaveli March 22, 2003
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Godzilla Penis

An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.

In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:

Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?

Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.

Police Officer: What happened?

Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!

EXAMPLE 2:

"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
by FatJackson October 16, 2009
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gorilla biscuits

Alas, I must disagree with my associates. An earlier archaic and authentic definition of "gorilla biscuits", along with fender benders and ape wafers, referred to any of the brightly colored palette of barbiturates; reds, blues, and yellows,* readily available in the sixties (1967, not some fucking 1987 Grateful Dead concert). It slipped official notice that these drugs caused more mayhem and death than the Vietnam War (except, of course, for the Vietnamese).

Anyhow, I remember being struck at the time by the witty repartee in the example below, overheard in some dingy quasi-hip tenement decades before the band was named and some poseur managed to confuse up and down.

*Optional Text - Weird Ramblings: Now that I think of it, these are the very colors of the Wonder Bread Balloons... Coincidence? That's what they want you to believe! What? Never heard of Wonder Bread? That's because I'm getting so fucking old, and that's why Nembutal is enjoying a new popularity among my peer group, that little ace in the hole you want to keep within easy reach when the time comes for the compassionate healthcare providers to put you on life support and torture your ass for five or ten years until your estate is exhausted. No thanks, sonny; pass the goof-balls and a pint of Ballerina Vodka.
Joe: "Hey, whatchu doin' tonight?"

Moe: "I'm gonna eat gorilla biscuits and drink Old English and go star gazing."

That is to say, he would take a couple of Tuinal and wash it down with malt liquor until he collapsed on some citizen's lawn staring up into the hazy Long Beach sky, hopefully not drowning in his own puke as became customary among some of our idols. Oh well, to each his own.
by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011
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gorilla poo

With adhesive properties similar to that of the commercially popular "gorilla glue", gorilla poo is fecal matter that remains stuck to the toilet bowl with striking resiliency after several flushes.
John's defacation became classified as a gorilla poo after several flushes failed to remove the matter from the bowl.
by jds07030 March 1, 2009
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Sloppy Gorilla Mask

The act of ejaculating onto a person's face and then ripping out and adhering one's pubic hairs onto that person's face.
The chick was wearing a fresh Sloppy Gorilla Mask, courtesy of Josh.
by Thunder Tubby March 30, 2009
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Gorilla grip

When the monkey is so tight when you try to pull out you can feel it sucking your dick Back in like a plunger
by Miao tai chi July 4, 2020
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Gorilla Pimpin

To pimp with an aggressive style. Instead of persuading his tricks with drugs, a Gorilla Pimp would beat his hoes. Gorilla Pimps use violence and intimidation rather than promise of money, stability or protection to make a prostitute do what they want.
"I'ma ask that bitch once! And if she ain't got my money, I'ma beat that bitch so bad, she won't be able to suck dick strait for a week!"
"Fuck you hoe, You'll do what the fuck I say or I'll knock all your teeth out! I feel like doin' it anywayz just so you can suck dick better, so watch your fuckin mouth!"
"Don't you know I be Gorilla Pimpin? My hoes never get outta line!"
by JGSR July 17, 2006
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