Goosed

The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.

1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!

by xskwizmx March 28, 2010

GOOSE

To have several bowel movements in a short period of time.

I ate tour catering and Iv'e been shitting like a GOOSE!!

by KNOXVILLE EAST TENNESSE October 4, 2011

Goosed

To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.

I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!

by brainstorm85 May 11, 2011

Goosing

to fuck a female =

Boy:Hey babe we should definitely get too goosing tonight =
Girl:Okay =D

by JOHNNY BLAZE ALL DAY November 8, 2010

goose

the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.

ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.

by dead_eye July 28, 2003

goosing

craving, or really wanting something

pitched by ted nivison on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, ep. 34

i'm really goosing for some schmeat right now

by itigo October 16, 2021

Gooses

A combination of 'deuces' meaning goodbye or I'm leaving, and 'gars' which is another word for cheap cigars used for rolling marijuana. Used as a verb to describe someone going out to buy blunts.

You better be gooses before you come over to burn.

Do we need to be gooses?

by Warbaby Fox April 28, 2015