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gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
Not to play gooners advocate but…
by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025
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Gooner

A Guy called Zane masturbating exclusively to his cat
Zane is such a gooner
by Decccyyy March 5, 2025
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vrchat gooner

someone who acts like a crybaby fag and draws purposely bad art out of pure laziness. These types of people tend to try to have sex with their own avatar while minors are present in the game but they fail miserably. Usually they reside in the state of Massachusetts.

They typically go by one of these names: Julesxmads, mads, carefree puppy, koozie, pupcake, Oceankitsune, uraniumkitsune, Hydrogenkitsune, lumin4l, yi_co, tendow, Lavakitsune, obsidiankitsune, Meowlkyway, cokepell, griffins_best1020, Bettlebeeeeep, nyawtta, vui, tophat_cat, biscuitlover101, meowlololollol. Their real life name is usually going to be Madison or Maddy.
Oceankit is such a loser, she is a vrchat gooner
by arse shid gaming March 9, 2025
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The Last Gooner

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.
“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.
by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025
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Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
by super_nigger March 14, 2025
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Goonerism

A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
by N0rs3GOd March 14, 2025
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Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely
"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."
by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025
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