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Global Warming

The rise in temperature that is probably gonna kill us all
Global warming Heat Heat Baby Earth is fucked up
by GirlWithABroom September 3, 2019
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Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
by Dave Ra November 5, 2010
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gloatograph

A photograph taken and shared on social media with the sole purpose of making others feel jealous. Pictures depicting wonderful and aspirational life circumstances are typical of the genre eg. skiing holidays, new sports cars, plates of Michelin starred food etc
When he returned from the Alps he littered his Facebook account with a series of irritating gloatographs
by Drbob February 12, 2015
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imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
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Globalists

A collective mind, of severely misinformed, and self righteous wankers, that piss uphill, and stand down wind.
"You can wear a pink mason's apron son, but then you'll be known as one of those, ....
Globalists

~ Your Mum
by anonymous February 3, 2021
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Global Dance Festival

One of the largest annual dance festivals (raves) in the United States at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison, Colorado and drawing in people from all corners of the country.

Global is typically in late-July with some of the biggest names in electronica headlining, such as Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, bt, Paul Oakenfold, and Armin Van Buren putting in performances.
Global Dance Festival 2007 was the climax of the summer. Tiesto played a flawless three hour set and showed off exactly why he is the number one DJ in the world.
by dance hall everyday January 1, 2009
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