gerbil bacon

the meat you cut from a gerbil and eat with hot sauce raw

piece of bacon but like 2 inchs big thats gerbil bacon

by cory dawson April 25, 2007

Ass Gerbil

What mike & co. are because they like to suck them

Mike & co. like to lick Gerbil ass

by Garrett bitch &co. October 5, 2003

gerbil slam

Synonym for gerbil jam.

Gay Ray: I love to gerbil slam, while staring at my son-in-law showering with a hidden camera.

Gay Bob: Your son-in-law is a sexy piece.

by limp wristed fruit November 6, 2012

Gash Gerbil

A woman that takes the fancy of other women (i.e. lesbian) and enjoys going down on them and ferreting around in the 'nether' region

That lezzy slut is a right 'gash gerbil'

by dmxstu August 10, 2008

Holy gerbil

A furry rodent imported mainly from Russia or Israel which is used by female Arkansas meth heads in a sexual mating ritual inwhich the rodent is inserted into the anal cavity for sexual pleasure normally resulting in fat women screaming OH GOD OH GOD.

Fat Arkansas woman: After I hit the pipe I love using my holy gerbil to enhance my sexual experience.

by BigBrothrMick426 September 25, 2009

gerbil wood

(adjective): a descriptive term for something that smells awful.

Dude, your breath smells like some gerbil wood.

by Hog Fan! September 21, 2009

gerbil-cam

An Endoscope or the process of colonoscopy.

A hybrid derivation from the the little animal's urban legendary association with rectal insertion and the SNL
sketch featuring of the rabid badger-cam, where a POV news
camera is supposedly strapped to the animals back.

' Had to go in for my routine "gerbil-cam" yesterday.
The prep is the worst part.

by ol'fart October 27, 2010