gopherwartz

gopherwartz is a troll with allot of warts who hangs in forums, and gophers around several forums.

you are such a forum gopherwartz. Your such an amazing gopherwartz.

by stewiemacman July 18, 2006

gopher ball

As in "go for" ball, used in baseball to refer to a pitch hit for a homerun.

Don't throw a hanging curve with a 2-0 count...gopher ball for sure.

by Fox Horn May 5, 2005

gopher holing it

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head

Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions

by Velcro May 7, 2003

Gopher Pound

Gopher Pounding is when one person ,male or female, sits on top of a woman with his/her ass cheeks spread out so that anything coming out of the butt will go inside the woman's vagina. The person on top will begin pooping inside the woman's Vagina, but will squeeze the poop back in the butt, hence the name Gophering. The poop will act as a dildo if it is firm enough, or lubricate if it is soft. The in and out motion will stimulate the woman.

"I saw Marshall Gopher Pounding Haili, and I nearly threw up!"

by Gopher Pounder 69 July 23, 2009

Geopbyte

The highest one of the "byte" family so far. A geopbyte is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes. One followed by 30 zeros.

If you have a 1 geopbyte in everything in your computer, you're a computer god.

by Fire Melodeath March 28, 2011

Geph

When you fart and the fart bubble moves up your crotch and tickles your ballsack. Usually can only be done when swimming or sitting down.

“Oh shit man I just gephed myself”
“Damn did it tickle?”

by Mediumhoss May 21, 2019

PSP GoPhone

A phone version of the Sony PlayStation Portable (PSP; more specifically, the PSP Go) that is watered down like any other GoPhone. It is expected to be released March 2011.

The Sony PSP GoPhone will offer about 75% of the quality that you would expect on a regular PSP and 50% of what you would expect on a typical current-generation cellphone.

by JusLar March 2, 2011