by WangChizzle February 15, 2008
Get the grinding mug.A neighborhood of Roanoke, Virginia that consists entirely of hippies and hipsters. Grandin Road runs through the middle of Grandin Village, ending at its intersection with Memorial Avenue.
On one side of Grandin Road, the hipsters masturbate furiously to obscure and terrible movies at the historic Grandin Theatre and drink PBR heavily at the all-beer bar Spike's. There is also a 50s-style diner and a record shop on that side of the road to keep the hipsters happy.
On the other side of the road, the hippies frolic about in the Roanoke Natural Foods Co-Op and play acoustic guitars in the amphitheater of Virginia Heights Baptist Church.
If Grandin Road was not in between these two groups of people, there would be an all-out war until every resident of Grandin was dead. This would take 5 minutes and less than 20 people would die.
If you see someone crossing from one side of the street to the other, they aren't from Grandin.
From the 3-way intersection of Memorial Avenue and Grandin Road, Memorial becomes more thickly populated by meth labs and crack houses the farther East you drive, and it becomes more thickly populated by rednecks, white-trash and various other groups of hicks who wear bath robes and smoke on their front porches the farther West you drive from the intersection. The best place to live in Grandin Village is right in the middle of the main intersection of Grandin and Memorial, and pray that a truck hits you soon and puts you out of your wretched misery.
You now know more about Grandin Village that you could possibly ever want to know.
On one side of Grandin Road, the hipsters masturbate furiously to obscure and terrible movies at the historic Grandin Theatre and drink PBR heavily at the all-beer bar Spike's. There is also a 50s-style diner and a record shop on that side of the road to keep the hipsters happy.
On the other side of the road, the hippies frolic about in the Roanoke Natural Foods Co-Op and play acoustic guitars in the amphitheater of Virginia Heights Baptist Church.
If Grandin Road was not in between these two groups of people, there would be an all-out war until every resident of Grandin was dead. This would take 5 minutes and less than 20 people would die.
If you see someone crossing from one side of the street to the other, they aren't from Grandin.
From the 3-way intersection of Memorial Avenue and Grandin Road, Memorial becomes more thickly populated by meth labs and crack houses the farther East you drive, and it becomes more thickly populated by rednecks, white-trash and various other groups of hicks who wear bath robes and smoke on their front porches the farther West you drive from the intersection. The best place to live in Grandin Village is right in the middle of the main intersection of Grandin and Memorial, and pray that a truck hits you soon and puts you out of your wretched misery.
You now know more about Grandin Village that you could possibly ever want to know.
A: "Hey, I'm going to go to the independently-owned second-hand bookstore in Grandin Village, because I value my community."
B: "I hate you."
A: "You should come with me to Grandin Village and we can grab lunch and ice cream at Pop's Diner, where we will enjoy authentic 1950s ambiance."
B: "I hope you choke to death on your own smugness."
A: "Then, later on, we can catch that new French film at The Grandin, the oldest movie theater in the Roanoke Valley."
B: "You could die a thousand deaths and it still wouldn't be punishment enough."
B: "I hate you."
A: "You should come with me to Grandin Village and we can grab lunch and ice cream at Pop's Diner, where we will enjoy authentic 1950s ambiance."
B: "I hope you choke to death on your own smugness."
A: "Then, later on, we can catch that new French film at The Grandin, the oldest movie theater in the Roanoke Valley."
B: "You could die a thousand deaths and it still wouldn't be punishment enough."
by Hate This Town March 26, 2009
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dry humping with only your bottoms on
"She wanted to take things slow, so we just did some Bottom Grinding for a few hours" or "She was on the rag, so Bottom Grinding was the only clean option"
by Brock Lander February 5, 2009
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The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
Get the grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils mug.A masterbation technique used by accomplished women. Also a medical term for masterbating so much that the vaginal area becomes so deformed it looks like a plate of ground beef.
by BEEFGRINDER March 25, 2016
Get the grinding the beef mug.Something that occurs in middle and high school settings. Guys rub their front up against a girls behind to create pleasure while teachers roll their eyes in the background. Occurs once a circle, or a large group of people that can block out all the people grinding from peeping eyes, if formed and is very fun to do. Usually has a tempo to it depending on the speed of the music playing at the party/dance. However, once you reach the end of high school and move on to more... second and third base things, it seems like a waste of life. But for those smaller kids who are just learning how life works an what occurs in relationships, it’s a nice way to start while still feeling like something is going on!
Maria: Did you see Aidan and Lexie tonight??
Olivia: Yeah! They were grinding for a long time.
Maria: I never knew they liked each other... maybe they are just doing it to show off.
Olivia: Yeah! They were grinding for a long time.
Maria: I never knew they liked each other... maybe they are just doing it to show off.
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