glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 6, 2003

glomph

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.

If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!

by Mario Rogic February 19, 2003

Glomping

A sexual act of a mysterious nature, to glomp rather than to romp

person 1 : hey, what you doing?
person 2 : I'm glomping

by Other guy May 9, 2011

glomp

To put ones mouth over the nose of someone and lick, suck or blow upon it.

She glomped her girlfriend, causing her to giggle madly.

by Isabella Moon June 11, 2006

Glomp

the sound the girl makes when she sucks your dick, kinda sounds like gargling and it sounds like a popping noise. the whole motion is called a glomp

Ricky: dat gurl be glompin me

by puppetinjection April 17, 2009

Glompstaining order

combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.

I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024

gloopsnort

An interjection indicating complete disinterest in the subject at hand.

Greg: "My Saints are doing quite well this year."
John: "Gloopsnort."

by gloopsnorter January 13, 2010