Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.

"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.

by The Potster May 5, 2018

Gary

what some people call their teachers. especially ones that they are obsessed with romantically

omg guys! I see Gary! GARYYYY

by turntfather May 22, 2018

Gary

Kind and understanding but VERY hot headed. Appreciates his real friends and knows who the fake ones are. You can trust a Gary but you must be honest to him. Most probably gay.

Gary is my best friend. He gets me, you know?

by MelodramaticFool May 23, 2018

Gary

A vegan substitute for cheese, it looks, tastes and often melts just like cheese.

What brand of gary should we get for the pizza?

by Lvl. 420 vegan July 9, 2018

Gary

A stupid cheating, prick who thinks he’s better then everyone else.

What a cunt Gary is, he’s such an asshole, he cheated on Megan last weekend.

by Smexygal101 October 6, 2018

Gary

The most sexy and high pitched human male in existance

No cookies for you, gary

by Sab-E.R November 19, 2018

Gary

Gary is the gay kid in the classroom. He is usually outgoing but dont take his confidence for granted. He has a dark side but doesn't show it

THAT KID IS SO GARY

by POKEMON2121 January 4, 2019