Playing Garlic Tarloc

A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.

Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017

Garlic Transfusion

When all of the blood in your body has been replaced by garlic specifically to ward off vampires.

"Ah, I can't drink his blood because he got a garlic transfusion before he died!"

by kjlfxdvcx;za September 3, 2022

garlic bread

mmmmmjjjj, garc bread..

nigga 1: yo what you eatin foo?
big black hungry nigga: garlic bread

by alf6969 October 24, 2023

Garlic person

A person who smells really bad.

Do you know John? Yeah he is such a garlic person!

by Bert457 August 12, 2020

Garlic

A very weird guy always talking about weird stuff

Garlic always talk random stuff and keeps being weird

by garlic69 July 16, 2021

Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 3, 2018

Garlic Tunes

Referring to a pungent genre of music that is inspired by the culinary world, with songs and rhythms that evoke the sensory experience of cooking with garlic or the atmosphere of a garlic festival. Think of it as a repellent for vampires, where the sounds and melodies act as strong and aromatic like a real garlic dish.

I collectively cringed when someone played Garlic Tunes on the stereo, a genre I detested for its association with garlic.

by GordensMcHoesShraderPyderJohns October 2, 2023